Why is cheese the most delicious thing on earth?

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Because cheese is a cheesy cheese cheese thing

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It is not (owner hates you)

because it's salty and fatty

i want some cheese sprinkled with cheese dipped in melted cheese seasoned with cheese with a side of cheese

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Because it can be used in many ways, has many different configurations (powder, slices, sticks, cubes, sauces, etc.) and has many different flavors to choose from.

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